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Wow.. I don't even know where to start. My epic awesomeness demands that you will hire me for the stated reason that I will take initiative to improve your as yet undefined company. As an invaluable asset of an arbitrary number of years of experience, I am an invaluable asset to your company.

I am a leading expert of the as yet undefined field which will benefit your company in the to be announced manner that will benefit your company.

Now that was a mouthful to say 10 times really fast. Convinced to hire me yet? No? Well, have a cookie and see if you're feeling more logical then. ;)