Admit it. I know you want this pen. Everyone's talking about the Tropial Fish Pen, and everyone wants it to show off in front of their friends.

Well since so many people have been asking me, I'll give you some photos I took of the pen. Yep, it really is my Tropical Fish Pen, which I found this afternoon in a box full of video taped James Bond movies.

So marvel at the greatest piece of pen craftsmanship ever to grace the planet in human history, and at the most magnificent image ever to grace the unworthy pixels of your respective monitors. It's the Tropical Fish Pen, there's only one, and it's mine.

Tropical Fish Pen gallery

God said
Thine shalt be this Tropical Fish Pen, I bequeath it to none other than thee, master of web and lustrous shell, so that with it thou mayest appropriate the envy of the masses and annotate thy ideas with mine presence divine.

Gandalf said
You shall not pass! ... ... ... or you could, if you could... maybe... er, give me that pen of yours? Please? What if I trade you my staff for it?

I didn't like it. Looks emo. I has a pen made of silver (w = at least 30%). And I'm serious about it. I just can't show you because it's been personalised and assigne for one purpose only. And that purpose wasn't taking photos of it and uploading them on the INet.