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| February 27 02010, 23:37 GMT | ||||
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SpaceMan Member Location: Earth Post count: 32 
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Here is my yo mama joke collection, they are all made by me.
yo mama so fat that it's impossible to write her weight in scientific notation! ... so fat that when she sits on an iPad, it becomes an iPod Touch! so fat that she downgraded PSP by sitting on it! so fat that when she sits on a helium nucleus, it splits to two hydrogen nuclei. so fat that her photo is still printing since last year... so fat that she sucks in black holes! so fat that she sucks in tachyons! so fat that she is making the Earth moving closer to the Sun! so dumb that she sold her iPod for money to buy music! so dumb that she sold her computer to buy Windows 7! so dumb that she failed a pregnancy test! so dumb that she reviewed for a pregnancy test! so dumb that she failed a blood test! so dumb that she thought McDonalds is a new Mac operating system! so dumb that she thought Gundam is a dam with gun on the top! so dumb that she thought Shugo Chara is a C++ datatype! so dumb that she thought calculus is about using calculators! so old that she experienced evolution! so ugly that electrons repel from her! so ugly that if she is a chess piece, she will get sacrificed intentionally! |
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| June 18 02010, 17:01 GMT | ||||
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shadowfiles Member Location: Here o_o Post count: 4 
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Haha, this is amusing. XD
I like "so fat that she sucks in black holes!" |
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